We ain’t licensed, bonded, or remotely qualified but we’ve been guiding since we got lucky that one time. This design features a beat-up skiff with an outboard that might quit before you do, built for the kind of watermen who run on gas station coffee, gut instinct, and bad ideas.
Stamped with, What we lack in skill, we make up for in poor decisions, this one’s for the guys who don’t need charts, permits, or a plan, just a tide, a rod, and maybe bail money.
Welcome to Lower New York’s finest fake guide service. Tips not included.
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